Top 40 reasons, in no particular order, why you will get killed in War Metal:
It was originally posted ~Jan 22, 2010, on the now deleted FB messageboard for WM. Jack was level 42 when he made this list :P
1) If you break cap, we will kill you.
2) If you are very profane, we will effin' kill you.
3) If you repeatedly break caps and are profane, we will keep you perma-killed.
4) If you post a new "add me" thread, we will add you... to our bookmarks, and kill you.
5) If you whine, we will kill you.
6) If you whine more, we will kill you more.
7) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.
8) If you are 0 times killed, we will kill you.
9) If we need stamina, we will kill you.
10) If we are close to a kill achievement, we will kill you.
11) If we are bored, we might kill you.
12) If you have a terrible formation, we will kill you.
13) If you have terrible units in your formation, we will kill you.
14) If you have few allies, we will kill you.
15) If you have a higher CR than us, we will kill you.
16) If you have a lower CR than us, we will kill you.
17) If you just reached level 75, we will kill you. A lot.
18) We will kill you "for teh lulz".
19) We will kill you for no reason at all.
20) We will select you at random from the fight list, and kill you.
21) If we have never killed before, we will kill you to know what it's like.
22) After we find out we like it, we will probably kill you again.
23) We might kill you by accident.
24) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.
25) If we need money, we will kill you.
26) If you call us out on open boards, we will kill you.
27) If we have stamina to burn, we will kill you.
28) If you post a thread like this, we will kill you.
29) If you are a grammar nazi, wii whil kill u!
30) If you are too low level to be killed by us, we will find someone else to kill you.
31) Some of us are bloodthirsty in real life - they may chain kill you.
32) If we want to kill you, we will kill you.
33) If a hit is put out on you, someone will kill you.
34) If you killed us, we will kill you.
35) If we need tokens, we will kill you.
36) If our buddies need tokens, we will kill you. (outdated after WM changes)
37) If you were about to say something about spam being listed in here twice, we will kill you. Twice.
38) If you type in ALL CAPS, WE WILL KILL YOU!
39) If you do not have have http://wm.blem.org/token.php bookmarked, you deserve to be killed.
40) If you do not have http://warmetalcommunity.blogspot.com.es/ bookmarked, you deserve to be killed. Again.
and finally, one bonus reason, perhaps the biggest:
We are playing War Metal - it's our duty to kill you.